one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Red eyed bitch

An evil bitch. Someone who does something evil to a person and is a bitch

Random girl: did you see what Miriame did to the teacher?
Other girl: yeah she is a red eyed bitch

by UWUBITCHUWU March 24, 2019

get eyed

People recognising you on the street, throwin looks at you. Basically being famous

P1: Have you ever heard of that dude Tony?
P2: Yeah, he getting eyed on the street everywhere he goes
P1: Man that's crazy, I wanna get eyed like him
P2: Good luck with that, he worked hard for his status

by yung rage April 14, 2019