dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

Chocolate Tetris

When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.

"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."

by Bwadbwoy June 8, 2018

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog

Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.

by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019