Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter creeper

A Twitter creeper likes and/or retweets a person's tweet with rapid-fire succession. Other forms of Twitter creeping is replying and liking or retweeting almost every tweet a person sends out, which can be very uncomfortable.

Jeez, it feels like I can't say anything on Twitter without "John Doe" pouncing on everything I say. He's such a Twitter creeper!

by Rusty Peters August 4, 2016

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

twitter

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.

Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!

by al pal April 3, 2016

Twittered

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.

Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.

by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017

sneaker twitter

a big fuckfest

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn

by @learningszn October 13, 2018

Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter

Dont forget to wipe your twitter

by Bug launcher March 1, 2019