you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*
random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
by cornball428 December 26, 2022
Get the tan linda mug.An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
Get the You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide mug.The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
Get the Tan Piglet mug.The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
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