Soccer

Literally THE BEST SPORT EVERRRRRRR!
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.

Warning: if you play soccer you are likely to endure multiple concussions

by Miss Lave Cake June 22, 2021

Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.

“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”

by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles

Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?

by Papabear845 August 14, 2022

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

soccer boy

boys that plat soccer and cry over anything and everything because they're fuvking babies

hey did you hear about jacob that ugly soccer boy (jacob is a soccerr boy)

by isdv April 23, 2022

Soccer

Nothing just nothing

Oh do you play soccer. No stfu go get a lire it's football

by Tobideak April 24, 2022