by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018
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Get the Simp mug.A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
by VeganSausage December 15, 2020
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Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,
Girl: leaves kyle on seen
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,
Girl: leaves kyle on seen
by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021
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Get the simp mug.Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.
A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!
B: Fucking Simps!!!
by lala__ji December 10, 2021
Get the Simp mug.The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
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