Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering

"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."

by lil simp January 17, 2018

Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

Simp

Someone who does unnecessary task for someone they want to be with but have no chance

*girl forgets to submit time(will get fired if not posted)
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,

Girl: leaves kyle on seen

by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021

simp

super

intense
minecraft
player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

by luna de angelis December 1, 2021

Simp

Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.

A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!

by lala__ji December 10, 2021

simp

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?

by veinsofgold February 26, 2022

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021