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Soggy Bones

The term you result to using after someone reminds you your bones are wet.
Friend: "Your bones are wet".
You: "I HATE THAT!!"
You: "...soggy bones..."
by Bone-Man July 27, 2021
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soggy

When you make an insane move, outplay or outsmart your enemy
"Did you see me wipe out their entire team?"
"That shit was soggy AF"
by KillerKhale May 14, 2021
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Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.
Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”
by Notzev August 14, 2021
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Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021
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Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.
"Damn she got some soggy tits!"
by David tikertefenhof August 31, 2021
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The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021
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