Politic

A prostitute; someone who receives money in exchange for sexual favors; a hooker

Uber express had us standing on the corner like some politics.

by ProudCatOwner July 20, 2018

polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019

Political Derangement

When someone is so dedicated to a political party, the mere opposition of their chosen party insights rage, anger, superiority complex, and division. The politically deranged will verbally and sometimes physically attack those who differ in their view or don’t support their political party of choice. This phenomenon is fueled by political figures, news outlets, and social media platforms. Political derangement will have you excommunicating friends and loved ones faster than the Mormon Church!

Don’t speak to Billy anymore, douchebag voted for Trump, he’s a fucking racist! We should get him fired from his job and steal his dog!

Whoa man, what the fuck, dude just voted for a madman, he didn’t commit murder. Calm down!

Oh, here comes one of those Biden fucks now. Do they know they’re president is an idiot? You’d have to speak asshole to understand the man. Fuck those Biden guys, don’t speak to them, flick a booger on those dicks!
Whoa! What the fuck man?! This is your president too! Flicking boogers? Jesus Christ! Look, this is deranged thinking man, you been watching the news again haven’t you?! Stop it!

Political Derangement: being so political charged that you act erratically, verbally attacking people or cutting people out of your life who do not share your political viewpoint.

by Indomitable January 20, 2023

obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.

A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.

by B Zangaro January 31, 2023

political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.

The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023

U.S Politics

One of the largest scams in history. The system where people vote for politicans who destroy the county, Then vote for politicians from the other political party who also destroy the country. This process continues while the Politicians get rich

American politics and the mass media also make the people turn into idiots

U.S Politics
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CIA Agent Sean Hannity: "THE RADICAL BIG GOVERNMENT SOCCCIALISTS ARE DESTROYING THE COUNTY"

(Says stuff like that while wearing a CIA pin, Which is one of the most powerful agencies in the federal government)

Joe Biden: "America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, ohbovhovyifcifcufxxufirxifcuxd"

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

Politic It

New Jersey slang for literally just talking/having a conversation

Girl: You know we not doing nothing, right?
Guy: Well damn shawty, you thought I pulled up to chill? Politic it? We coulda did that on the phone!

by no30sthree10s October 14, 2023