Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025

Crip In Peace

"Crip In Peace" is a play on the phrase "Rest In Peace (RIP)", but specifically tied to the Crips, a well-known street gang originating in Los Angeles.

He's crip in peace, cuh. Pay some respect.

by oscarjezz September 20, 2025

New Peace

The means of gaining tranquility and harmony through any means necessary; even if that means to wreak havoc. Represented by an upside down traditional peace sign.

Generation Z of Nepal used New Peace ideals when overthrowing the government through the dates 8 September 2025 to 12 September 2025.

by sun stealer November 2, 2025

peace, joy, good will

Three things that everyone wants in the world, but will take many centuries to achieve.

Peace, joy, good will. These are what I strive for.

by #+_+# December 5, 2025

Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

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So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Kamal Reyes Is Obito Uchiha (Rest In Peace).

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kamal Reyes Is Obito Uchiha (Rest In Peace).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Disturbing the peace

You were looking for this type of definition. Weren't you? Anyways, DISTURBING THE PEAAAAAAACE LOOK INTO MY EYEEEEEEEESSS NOW TELL ME ALL THE THINGS YOU BEEN BALBBIN ABOUT BEHIND YOUR BAAAAACK. THE TENACITYYYYYYY

Did you know that disturbing the peace is a cri- DISTURBING THE PEAAAAAAACE

by Toaster1204 January 22, 2025