Oil Spill

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep

“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”

by 2ofDiamonds June 19, 2023

Ariel's Oil Spill

When Ariel from The Little Mermaid gets wet and it's not cause of the ocean~

Damn, Did you see Ariel's Oil Spill when I went to see her last night, I just had to get some of that Fussy!

by Luna_spam June 27, 2023

Oil

America wants alot of it for some reason

no need for a definition for oil

by Jdkdjdnsnzndmd January 21, 2023

Oil

The sweet American, Miracle Juice. If you have it, Prepared to get Liberated by America.. THEY WANT OIL!!!!!!

Bob: "Hey America, have you heard Canada has Oil?"
America: "WHAT? THEY DO? WHY HAVENT THEY TOLD US? TIME TO GIVE CANADA A TASTE OF SOME LIBERTY"

by OILOILOILOILOILOIL February 3, 2023

shmubel oil

Schmubel oil is a type of natural oil derived from the seeds of the shmubel tree, which is native to India. It is used in traditional Ayurvedic medicine for its anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties. It is also used as a massage oil.

I like to use shmubel oil in my stir-fry dishes for a unique flavor.

by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023

oil

wow

oil

by cupofcoffee393 October 10, 2023

Drilling for oil

When a person eats food that will guarantee explosive diarrhea.

“I don’t care that I’m lactose intolerant, I’m drilling for oil tonight.”

by BobPlunder November 12, 2023