Cold Topic

Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.

Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!

Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.

Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?

Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.

Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.

by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

Cold-hearted

Not showing any affection or warmth; unkind

I had no idea you could be so cold-hearted

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

cold-heartedness

The feeling that does not show any affection nor warmth to others; unkindness

Ebenezer Scrooge, a fictional character from A Christmas Carol, who is a wealthy elderly man who is defined by his cold-heartedness

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.

I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!

by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022

Cold M

Cld M is an immaculate rapper who wants to F### love, cold m plays baskteball and has a gaming chair from his stepdad. cold M goes BAWW

YO dude have you seen cold M he was sooooo immaculate

by Cold M biggest fan number 2 February 26, 2021

im cold

What do u think it means? Give the person a jacket or sommet ffs

If yer a guy be honest, have you ever felt the touch of a woman? Yer mum dont count

“Im cold”
“Lol”
*cries in potassium deficiency*

by Pidgeonsandshit March 28, 2021