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Matt girl

I’m a Matt girl for sure
by eggMcMuffin August 23, 2023
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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Matt Pfeffer

Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022
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Matt Bugs

A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.
Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.
by The Petty King October 27, 2022
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Big Matt

Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks
Big Matt is a very fat gay man
by 6big matt May 14, 2022
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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022
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Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.
My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!
by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022
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