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Dirty Matt

When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.
Bro Matt pulled a Dirty Matt last night when we were gaming.
by SexMaster2099 July 17, 2023
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matt dale

a sexy man who loves jay devlin and has a great big horse cock
sit down boi don’t hit your old man matt dale like that
by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023
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Matt girl

I’m a Matt girl for sure
by eggMcMuffin August 23, 2023
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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Matt Farley

This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.
I don't want a Chad, I need a Matt Farley.
Where's Matt Farley, there's a car waiting for him.
by Buttercup PPG November 1, 2019
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Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?
by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020
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Matt Damon

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