An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
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Get the Jeff the land shark mug.He is the RoastMaster General. Known for being the best insult comic in America, you will most likely see him in one of those celebrity roasts they do every year.
Person One: "Hey man, did you see that Tom Brady roast? It was epic!"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
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Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
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