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January 17

17 days after the new year. Whoever is born on this day is very sarcastic and humorous person. They also give extremely good advice and if you have a friend born in this date, keep them!
People born in January 17th are Capricorn’s and they are known to be sarcastic but have really big hearts.
by jeon rose December 15, 2020
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January 22

Avoid your friend day,
Your avoiding your bff for today!
Harry:hi Liana
Liana: shh its January 22
Harry:Talk to me Liana!
by Dipressed December 26, 2020
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January 9th

January 9th is a day where you should send this to someone you want a hoodie from or want to give a hoodie to.... THEY CANT SAY NO!!
by anonymous January 6, 2021
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Damp January

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink
Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual
by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021
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January 14

Tell ONE girl she’s pretty
January 14
Boy; sup ugly ass bitch I just wanna say that your pretty

Girl; thx I already know that
by Lifew.Kaylin January 14, 2021
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The January Kid

A nickname given to profound, arrogant little kids who were born in the month of January. Usually an aloof individual, sarcastic, and just thinks they are cool with there detailed remarks that end up ruining anyones conversation and tends to defeat the purpose of it.
Father: "Now remember Susie, never listen to the boys and girls at school that say they are better than you, its not true."

Susie: "ok daddy.."

The January Kid: "but...thats impossible, i mean...your always going to be better than someone at SOMETHING in life. And Susie just happens to suck at the things she does, so REALLY, them kids aren't lying at all, are they Dad?"

Father: ............
by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009
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27th of january

A day when the baddest bitches are born. All girls born on this day are hot and amazing at sex.
"Yo when's her birthday?" "27th of January" "That explains so much"
by iknowyoureobsessedwithme December 15, 2020
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