An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
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