dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog

Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.

by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019

Chocolate Munchkin

When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose

Dude, spice things up, give her a chocolate munchkin

by heavens_ assassin August 27, 2019

Chocolate-chaser

A male not of color pursuing African American females

Chip is now a chocolate-chaser after watching the new Nikki Minaj video.

by Interracial relationship August 29, 2019

Chocolate collar

At the end of anal the "top" lays face down and the "bottom" gets over the top of the others upper body and rubs their gapped ass across the others neck creating the "chocolate collar"

Bro I totally gave the hoe a chocolate collar at the end of that garbage sex!

by GnKBullet August 30, 2019