The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.
It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
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Rebel "ataata" Patrick: rules are made to be broken
Patrick looks dramatically at the light comming out of the window to be dramatic.
Rebel "ataata" Patrick: rules are made to be broken
Patrick looks dramatically at the light comming out of the window to be dramatic.
by ataata Christi March 22, 2018
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Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018
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by Oh-honey-u-ain’t-hit May 27, 2018
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patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018
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