Shore cock

A liberal that most likely lives near the coastlines.

These god damn shore cocks are screaming towards the sky because they lost the election.

by Jehovahswetnips July 31, 2019

Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

Cock

An asshole; douche

Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.

Jeff: You're a cock!

by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019

Rolling Cock

You or someone else is on drugs, usually hard drugs.

All of the professors in this school are rolling cock!

by Purdue's for Me November 8, 2019

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

Cock tractor

The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.

To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.

"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"

"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"

by Cock-cymbal November 11, 2019

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019