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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.
Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.
by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023
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Ghost kitchen

A commercial kitchen that is used solely for preparing food for delivery or takeout, without a physical restaurant location.
I ordered from a ghost kitchen last night, the food was great and arrived quickly.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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Ghost Tea

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.
“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.
by JBRacing October 8, 2023
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ghosting..x

a really nice and kind person who always has a kind thing to say , she maybe has very bad taste in men or women but they have the nicest heart
ghosting..x is a really kind person
by nNituk39 December 23, 2020
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Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.
Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.
by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020
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Ghost energy

When you try to start a conversation but the person moves on to speak with someone else in front of you

When you try to join a group speaking but you simply can't and walk away, no one notices
I have ghost energy

He got npc energy because his ghost energy was too much
by Whomitmayconcern October 26, 2020
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