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Zach

A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022
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a smart, cute and hilarious person he can make you smile when you think you are going to cry he can make you laugh and smile he is an amazing friend and don’t know how you can live with out him. A week with out him can make you feel sad and lonely he knows what to see in girls can fix any problems you have with other people and there is no way you don’t love him already
zach is so funny
by teamwheel March 21, 2022
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Zach

That one Bitch who smokes pot, hangs out with people, but has a horrendous past.
The one who fucking devours the people in his path, and will not stop, until he has devoured them all.
Boy 1: so have you seen him
Boy 2: Seen who?
boy 72: the black man.
boy 3: Oh Zach
by Jackson Wardrobe March 27, 2022
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OMG he did a Zach
by lmfao00000000000000000 January 13, 2021
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The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.
“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.
"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"
by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021
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When someone steals your kill in a video game.
"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"
by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021
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