Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022

pissing in the wind

what Yasuo does when he drinks too much water and needs to empty his bladder

Yone: what are you doing, brother?

Yasuo: just pissing in the wind.

by Shrikeass January 8, 2022

Ancient Wind

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.

Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!

by Karambyte January 19, 2022

no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme

"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance

by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022

In the winds

A state of disorganization

I’ve been moving my room around so everything’s in the winds.

by axolotl119 May 15, 2022

Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022