Sticky Willy

Scottish term for a sticky plant you may find growing out the side of the street. (Aka cleavers/Galium aparine)

Plants are usually picked up and stuck to any other unfortunate soul nearby

“You’ve got a sticky Willy stuck on your leg”

by Somecuntelse May 20, 2021

The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.

According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.

by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021

willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.

hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!

by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004

Silly Willy

A wet willy to the eye socket.

"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"

by submison February 22, 2009

willy wobblers

men who wobble each others willies

billy is a willy wobbler

by jason alan richard wosley May 9, 2003

weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.

I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.

by mag light dick April 9, 2016

Silly Willy

Those REALLY horny kids in games like Minecraft who always flirts with people, as well as spam hundreds of overused emojis and emoticons like 'XD'.

That damn silly willy be playin' Minecraft all day. Making us cringe so much holy shit.

by 1ob December 19, 2017