Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

intolerable twat

A very irritating person(quite often the male persuasion), acting very rudely

I can not believe how much of an intolerable twat he is being.

by Kris_P December 22, 2016

Twat Boogie

A piece of dried vaginal mucous resembling the grossest booger you ever ate as a child and this is the product of the grossest dirtiest pussy you have ever laid eyes on.

Sarah’s twat boogie was so disgusting not even the dog would eat it.

by Thinkshop September 24, 2019

Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.

ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

by The Masked Fapper May 30, 2018

Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.

Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.

by The RuKuS January 12, 2020

twat muffler

when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.

last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.

by brewmaster2671 August 25, 2020