Shrek

The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light

person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍"

person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"

by Tweek_coffee July 14, 2023

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

The Shrek Word

A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.

“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”

by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023

Shrek

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

by Shrek4L April 11, 2024

Shrek

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

by Megatron6996 May 18, 2024

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

Shrek

A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.

The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness

Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green

Me:No,your shrek

by Thehexx560 November 26, 2021