Ryan is a semi-attractive man that you get to know over a period of time. You'll soon find him to be a great friend even if his nickname is Satan. If you ever meet him, he'll hold a great conversation with you and crack plenty of jokes. Tends to like dubstep and rap and also loves the YouTube video, "old gregg". If you ever get the chance to date him, do not waste it. He's sweet and will show you a side of him that no one else sees. The sweetness and loving, tender side comes out when you two are all alone and he'll share his dark secrets with you if he trusts you enough. He'll hold you close at night and make love to you in the most amazing way. You'll feel like the most special girl in the world to him even if there are times when he can hurt you just as much. A Ryan like this might send insults without thinking twice about it and doesn't know how bad he can hurt someone but if he knows he's in the wrong, he'll say it. All in all, he's a guy who loves dogs, avocado, Invader Zim and a guy that you don't EVER want to find yourself on his bad side. Cause trust me when I say, he will fuck you up.
"Hey, Ryan, what should I put as your name in my phone? I already have another Ryan."
"Write me down as Satan. That way if I give you a call, it'll say 'Satan is calling'."
"Alright!"
"Write me down as Satan. That way if I give you a call, it'll say 'Satan is calling'."
"Alright!"
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Get the Ryan mug.A man usually gay/likes other sex who has sadly lost his sister in a car accident who gets no vag and pooon tang and gets beaten by his mom. A typical Ryan guy loses his virginity at age 32 to a girl in the age range of 15-18. Ryan is a real pussy type and gets butt fucked on the daily.
Did u hear about that gay kid that lost his sister in a car accident. Yeah I heard Ryan likes to get metal danned and booty raped
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Get the Ryan mug.a guy who is utterly afraid of the truth he has to cover it up with lies, and those lies build up til he actually believes them, also commonly described as slutty, tends to have sex where he can get it, from potentially anyone without consent or even to cover up wrongdoings within relationships. usually super unattractive but will follow you around like a puppy dog. Likes to steal ideas. Thinks everyone is in competition with him or wants to sleep with him. also cries a lot. will say “ that’s a hate crime” to get out of terrible
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