Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.

I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.

by curt coldbain April 6, 2021

russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.

Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

russian feedback

When someone tells you what they mean and not what you want to hear

Jonh gave me russian feedback on the morning meeting

by Aaron A Abramson November 18, 2021

Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

by DirtSticks March 8, 2022

Russian Charge

Military:
Charge forward against the enemy line, and at the first opportunity, drop and hide from the Russian snipers tasked with shooting deserters. Wait to be POWed and probably fed.

These young men had little training, and no appetite for war;

Commanders behind the trenches sent them into the maw of fire, from ahead and behind, a Russian Charge.

by Bilham March 13, 2022

Russian breach

When you give a girl a creampie whil your friend gives her a russian flashbang

I gave Kayla a russian breach with my buddy

by Russian breacher March 29, 2022