Queef Baby

The result of excessive queefing.

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.

by THEYFINGKILLEDKENNY November 9, 2009

Cheezy Queef

An Extreme Blast Out Of The Vaginal Hole Dat Smells Like An Ass Dat Has Been Forgotten 2 Be Wiped After Dropping The Cosby Off At The Pools

My G/F Made A Cheezy Queef Notice We R Not Goin Out Ne More

by Long John Silver October 26, 2003

cum queef

When a girl squirts cum out of her vagina while making the queef noise, on demand,

Sarah cum queefed on my face after I blew my load in her pussy, and it sounded like a fart.

by STUBBBBBBBBS March 2, 2011

dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.

I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.

by JJBeck February 7, 2010

Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb

by QueefWitherspoons April 22, 2011

Flying Queef

When you're fucking a chick, and she queefs, so you throw that bitch off of your penis.

Damn, i was so drunk last night and i was railing Jenny. Then she queefed, so i gave her a flying queef.

by ilikebigbuttsandicannotlie111 December 22, 2010

queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.

1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.

by borrito_man July 12, 2010