Phantoms

The Phantoms are a team that stands in for your rec league bye week. These boys are on the schedule but never show up because they only exist to provide an alibi to get out of the house for 3 hours only to smash parking lot beers with the crew.

Don't wait up babe we have the late game tonight against The Phantoms tonight.

by xXRoofTopHeroXx December 6, 2022

Phantom Fucks

When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.

He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.

by EngineerPatterson December 11, 2022

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.

This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!

by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023

Phantom Fever Dream

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.

Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."

by oliverreal November 22, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023