Jonathan

Got a MASSIVE penis.

You know that Jonathan guy he has a 10ft willy

by Big pp649 November 28, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan’s can often be rude or/and very dirty minded if you come of with wrong intentions, but they can have very sweet hearts and if your lucky enough to have him keep him.

Person1: “ Jonathan is so dirty minded”.

Person2: “ yeah, but he is so sweet to me”.

Person1: “ lucky, not to me”.

by Allie..Cat November 29, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan

hot

nega: Jonathan big ball
nega 2: yeah, i like ball

by realnegar1999 February 22, 2024

Jonathan

A little red headed bitch.

Jonathan is a little red headed bitch

by Monsterschlong69 March 2, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.

Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.

by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021