texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

hold 5

Definition of hold 5 is to tell someone go fuck them selves or to hold dick

Shorty came at me tweaking so I told ha to hold 5 and get out my face

by Yvng_charx May 31, 2018

smugglers hold

When the eurethra of a mans big ol Willy cock gets sown shut

Don’t get a fucking smugglers hold

by Bumfus April 24, 2018

hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.

Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

by Ramenslut September 25, 2017

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017