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What the fuck did you just say about me?

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023
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Pic or it did not happen

A sentence used for when hayden says something with out proof
Hayden: Tim told me not to get bit by a werewold when hes the only one whos ever been infected he even got infected twice
Jeremiah: pic or it did not happen
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on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.
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what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket
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My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.
I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it
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Did Does

she has whopper “did does”
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
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