shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.

My family shunned me after I became a death clown.

by Science02 July 24, 2016

death ponytail

A high ponytail with the hair braided.

They are called death ponytails because every girl who wears this hairstyle is hardcore. A sports team of girls with death ponytails can beat the other team easily.

"Oh my god, the other team has death ponytails. We're screwed."

by irp777 January 27, 2020

Death Ramen

A type of ramen noodles that will burn as much going in as it does going out. It is popular with college students who are short on money.

Shortly after eating death ramen, Bob got the shits. Little did Bob know, the worst was yet to come. Exactly one hour later, Bob ran to the bathroom and completely obliterated the toilet.

by PirateTrav August 26, 2013

Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.

Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!

by TonyMc May 27, 2012

cup of death

Occurs when a person cups a hand over his anus, passes gas, closes his fist, and immediately cups his hand over the nose and mouth of another person. This is best accomplished as a sneak attack.

Damn, Dwayne, you made Robert throw-up after you gave him that cup of death!!!

by D Plenty of 32Shots.com December 3, 2011