sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Watch gang

A group of watch club members. Primarily members of watch gang's monthly watch club

" did you see that watch he is wearing, he wears a new one every day" ... "he must be in watch gang "!

by Mashley65 May 15, 2017

Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

toe watch

When an individual intensely watches someone's toes for a past time

Jordan is on toe watch

by Jodyaof June 10, 2017

Hoe Watch

When you go somewhere just to look at the thiccest bitches.

I went to the mall yesterday to hoe watch and I saw some juicy ass but I didn't tap.

by LilFranny May 8, 2018

Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.

Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.

by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018