Josh Watts

An 18 year old Footy Legend from Jerrabomberra, NSW Australia. He is known for being a gay cunt who didn't vote for Gladys Berejiklian. He is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds as he is known for having questionable relationships with minors. He is not a well respected man as he once pumped 11 yes! 11 fucking Jigalitres of period blood out of his grandmother.

I rape niggers like I'm Josh Watts.

I was sweating more than Josh Watts in a nursery.

by BigDickBrianBitches March 24, 2019

Lily and Josh

Best couple you will ever meet. SO cute together and often are found laughing and giggling all over each other. Best people in photos and good in bed.

bob:See that couple over there
Joe:They must be a lily and josh

by J.R Clooney May 31, 2018

Grogan Josh

1. When you've gone out for a curry and ordered a Rogan Josh, but what you get is foul tasting and not at all what you expected - A Grogan josh

Or

2. The aftermath of a Rogan Josh.
3. To go down on someones arsehole, a play on Rogan Josh

1. Rogan Josh, more like Grogan Josh
2. Dude, that Rogan Josh I had last night totally turned in to a Grogan Josh
3. Mate, I thought I was getting a Rogan Josh. But she totally flipped it and gave me a Grogan Josh

by Muggy Mughito January 12, 2018

josh and mckenzie

a couple that always wants to go out with each other but josh ( with pot noodle hair) is to scared to ask out mckenzie

hey your a josh and mckenzie

by adamshort01 March 31, 2017

Drake and Joshing

Drake and Joshing is the act of teasing in a playful way.

Mason: Dude I just told your mom you're gay!
Nashat: What seriously?!
Mason: Nah I'm just Drake and Joshing you!

by DxTruePussySlayingNiggletxD October 8, 2017

josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.

person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo

by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016

Josh Rice

This is a guy who has a fat, long dick and is so funny he can make people laugh with one look. He is a cry baby and loves to roast everyone around. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and is so humble ! He loves to punch above his weight in the lady department too even though he is handsome. All round legend !

Who was that awesome guy the other day ?

Probably Josh Rice.

by Maninthemirrorgag May 14, 2020