Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.

I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.

by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

by Bwooood May 31, 2019

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

fuck-tard

This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.

Did this guy really stand up his girlfriend in order to go to a nerd convention? What a fuck-tard!

by ApeBeam June 3, 2018

tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person

Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs

by Slurp me June 10, 2018

tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017