Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.

For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.

Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!

by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023

Louisiana Split

A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act

She did the Louisiana split on the dick

by Chevy801 May 20, 2023

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.

"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)

by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025

Split Gumming

Def- when one ball is poking out of each side of your underwear, creating an illusion of them being split in half.

Ex- Chris- “Yo did you see Anderson split gumming last night?”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”

by jtrain1243 May 3, 2025