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Jam Pocket

A pocket placed at around boob level that is conveniently sized to fit the little jam containers at restaurants.
by Gracieee:D February 28, 2011
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Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
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Pocket Rider

Slang for a small midget prostitute with a deeply depressing wild side.
Sometimes I can lose my pocket rider in the dark abyss
by Pocket Rider April 18, 2023
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The Pocket of life

Guy 1: Yeah I totally touched "The Pocket of life" Man!
Guy 2: Dammmmmn! you got lucky!
by ...why? May 11, 2023
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Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.
Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?
by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020
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People Pocket

unalive people in bags. a term coined by the twitch streamer Ranboo on August 21, 2021 during his charity subathon while playing a vr video game to describe body bags.
put em in a people pocket. ya know get that man and put him in a people pocket.
by aaellinn August 21, 2021
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gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.
I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
by clown socks August 20, 2022
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