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Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!
by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019
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Mud chigger

Mud chigger - When a mud cricket and a glitter chigger reproduce .
Oh look. The glitter chigger and mud cricket reproduced another mud chigger. Here we go again.
by Backwoods barbie 81 September 5, 2019
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Mud Grasshopper

A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!
Damn look at all the mud grasshoppers out on set today!!
by Pash90 May 31, 2018
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good mud

The good type of mud on the right side of that one Walmart in St Augustine.
Bro I just stopped at Walmart and got that good mud!
by Pyro7x7 January 14, 2020
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Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass
I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.
by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020
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Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me
Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”
by User1661616 May 12, 2020
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Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.
“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”
by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020
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