Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

Cheese mouse

The prosses of walking into a chuck e cheese and having the chance og becoming pregnant

Hony i just got fucked by a cheese mouse today b3cause i walked into a chucke cheese

by Comic shane May 30, 2018

Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant

Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .

by Comic shane May 31, 2018

mouse the hook

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works

It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations

by 542561 June 2, 2018

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Click on the mouse

Have sex

Yo are you going to click on the mouse

by Michi F. May 2, 2018