Matt Bagadouches

A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects

Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!

by Josh17921 June 22, 2018

Matt Stonie

The feeling of being absolutely stoned.

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?

by Dr. Gill March 1, 2023

Matt P

Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!

Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why

Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023

Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus

DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart

by DEICER December 12, 2022

matt dale

a sexy man who loves jay devlin and has a great big horse cock

sit down boi don’t hit your old man matt dale like that

by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023

Matt Surette

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.

"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"

by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023

Dirty Matt

When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.

Bro Matt pulled a Dirty Matt last night when we were gaming.

by SexMaster2099 July 17, 2023