by snaplol March 21, 2023
Get the Harrison knight mug.A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
Get the White Knight mug.max knight is used to describe someone who's hot, smart, and most importantly soft. a max knight may be a little autistic in the best sense. a max knight can solve crime while also star in a teen drama with ease. if he's got it all - he's a max knight.
"That guy is so jimmy olsen!"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
by dang and ronpa July 7, 2024
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Get the Tek knight party mug.CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.
by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024
Get the gnomes vs knights mug.A phase a man enters when he has his heart broken, or realizes some of these hoes be playing games.
Once he enters this phase there's no turning back. He will do everything he can to better himself, and never be fooled again. He is untouchable.
Don't get this confused with the villain arc. This is an era where he doesn't seek revenge, he only wants to leave it all behind and better him self for the great things ahead in his journey.
His interests typically consistent of elden ring or any other souls like game, Berserk, Working out, guitar playing, etc.
Once he enters this phase there's no turning back. He will do everything he can to better himself, and never be fooled again. He is untouchable.
Don't get this confused with the villain arc. This is an era where he doesn't seek revenge, he only wants to leave it all behind and better him self for the great things ahead in his journey.
His interests typically consistent of elden ring or any other souls like game, Berserk, Working out, guitar playing, etc.
by IIV KURO VII July 28, 2024
Get the Dark Knight era mug.An activity occuring at a campus in Potsdam where a man and his friends all piss on another one of their friends, all night.
Jerry: hey, i’m pretty bored. what do you wanna do?
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!
by Bigjugs223 March 26, 2025
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