January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!

Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!

by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021

January 3rd

A day where you give one of your friends (or your crush) a hoodie for a day at school

And you watch the theories and rumors unfold

Person 1: I’m sad
Person 2: “do you want my hoodie?”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “it’s January 3rd .”

by 4spen December 31, 2021

January 11

National hold your gf hand day

January 11 Hold your girl hand boys

by Kaylen herbs January 9, 2022

January 29th

If her name starts with an S, M, A, R, T, and is born on this day marry her instantly.

"Yeah Sophie's birthday is on January 29th" "Bro mary her,"

by SoupIsTheMan December 16, 2021

January 6

If you were born on this day you are great and an amazing friend! Have a wonderful day and remember you are fantastic!

January 6 is an amazing day which is also my birthday!

by Maretta_ January 24, 2022

January 28

January 28th is hogwarts day so dress in your house colour or wear your hogwarts robes and say your favourite spells

‘Hey dude it’s January 28th what house are you in!’

by Harry potter freak!!!! November 15, 2020

January 14

Give girls named Olivia a slap in the face.... another one if their last name starts with p...

"Its January 14th, go slap an Olivia"

"Okay"

by its e bitches November 15, 2020