Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Cooking Arbust

1.An Bush Burning To Death 2.Cooking Show 3. Person That Cooks Bushes

Person 1: (burns a bush)
Person 2: Hey Son! Not My Blueberry Bushes
Person 1: I don't care
Person 2: That Bush Is An Cooking Arbust

by The Reality of smg4 May 27, 2019

morgan cook

bit of a fish, swims too much, has a big cock though

morgan cook really is a fish

by fish life June 4, 2019

Allie cook

Allie cook is beautiful. Allie is nice. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is a caring person. Allie is very smart. I love Allie with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️.

Allie cook❤️

by And1thanku June 15, 2019

Allie cook

Allie is awesome. Allie is beautiful. Allie is my world 🌎. Allie is nice. Allie is caring. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is very smart. I love Allie❤️❤️❤️

Allie cook❤️

by And1thanku June 15, 2019

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019