Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

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Carl

Looks like Hitler, but his name is Carl and he likes black women.

Carl has safe political views on Jewish people

by Sarconious Balboney December 1, 2025

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Carles

carles is the crypto guy you hear women constantly talk about. he is also into nft and whatnot.

Pablo: Have you heard Carles sold an NFT at 40x?
Nil: Yeah, he is GMI
Pablo: WAGMI

by mercury dime November 22, 2021

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Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021

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The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.

Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.

by FullyKitted November 22, 2021

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Carles

He’s the best man/boy in the world. His name came from by the catalan lands and his catalan hearth melts mine.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.

Carles, today you,re shining!!

by yobeautifulwife November 23, 2021

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