Sex Cannon

Rex Grossman, former Chicago Bears Quarterback

He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman

by Cumfuckle October 14, 2021

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PJ Cannon

A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.

That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"

by DavidSlave September 7, 2021

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garry cannon

a real one.

ayo that fucker looks out for his bros i bet his name is garry cannon

by gl6be September 17, 2021

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Queef Cannon

Slang for vagina

She's got quite the queef cannon..

by Manvstaco July 19, 2021

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Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

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Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

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