bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017

Photo Bandit

The person or people who sneak themselves into a photograph or a selfie at the last second.

The group photo would have been perfect but for the photo bandit.

by silver_chair May 3, 2018

naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”

by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018

booty bandit

for someone (usually a male) to steal your girl!

man1 hid yo girl he's a booty bandit!

by -_-ll January 8, 2020

Basecamp Bandit

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.

Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!

by SurfingFootballer92 January 16, 2020

Bandit

FAT

I am the definition of a bandit

by Dakshhh January 17, 2020