Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010

Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.

I cant eat this, its a sock apple.

by desertbears July 10, 2010

The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.

Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.

by David Kahn December 2, 2007

Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013

Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.

Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.

by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013

waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean

You have a nice set of waxy apples

by Poseidon rulez April 7, 2015

apple stopper

A sexual act in which a man is having sexual intercourse then he gets hungry so he decides to eat an apple. While he is eating the apple he has to ejaculate so he inserts the apple into the females vaginal opening so he can continue to have the sexuals......................Then he makes the woman eat the gizzy apple.

Man last night I gave that bitch in 4th hour an apple stopper last night.

by TheJamaican May 15, 2015