State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm

God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?

by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017

Thot Farm

A place that produce thotty women.

The bar on south street, is a total Thot Farm!

by ChickenChazer October 26, 2017

Farm Hours

The traditional work ethic of using all available daylight hours for labor before engaging in after dark vivacity.

Rik observes Farm Hours. He won't start broadcasting his night time radio stream until his farm work is finished.

by Cicero Kid June 1, 2017

carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017

vegan farm

a garden

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!

by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017

Gold Farming

Using the bathroom at your place of employment while on the clock, especially for a particularly lengthy bowell movement. Term derived from gaming culture wherein users would perform repetitive, easy tasks to earn in-game currency.

"I've got 30 minutes to kill before I leave for the day. If you need me, I'll be gold farming."

by ActionRick July 8, 2017